Favorite restaurant

Make sure its a NYC restaurant 

Please follow the instructions in the above post about the forum. Here is your prompt:
For this exercise, you will write two short paragraphs of at least 100 words each. Each paragraph will be about the last time you went to your favorite restaurant (or any visit, if you can’t remember exactly).In the first paragraph, describe the experience as specifically as you can — atmosphere, company, food, etc. Use a professional tone.
In the second paragraph, describe the visit COMPLETELY in slang, idioms, cliche and doublespeak — you can also use a thesaurus to make the words as big and weird as possible. Your tone can also be unexpected or unpredictable.
These can be slightly different in content, as you’ll frame each paragraph differently — have fun with the exercise.